So, many of you may be wondering what my sick fascination with toothpaste is. Honestly, I don't have one. Nor do I have a "problem" with cleaning things with it.
Don't listen to what anyone tells you on that matter. Wanting toothpaste sanitized objects is not weird, it's completely sane. Probably more sane than whatever else you've found yourself doing on this unending expanse of terror we call the internet.
Let me explain. See, toothpaste doesn't seem that great, it certainly doesn't seem like anything better than a oral hygiene scrub, but in it's own way it can conquer the universe.
And once I find the reason for that, I'll happily tell you, for now, an introduction.
My name is CORNELIUS VON SURNAME (Corn, as in the thing you eat during summer months, and elius, as in eel-julius), I'm a college student from the United States, studying the wonders of biomedical engineering. (And knowledge as a whole, but that's not an actual major.)
I'm a creator, I make "things" and also, should the mood strike me, "stuff". I don't particularly enjoy mid-day traffic, nor do avocados suit my fancy. I'm a radical basket weaver, a flower dryer-outer, and a sketcher of bad Godzilla doodles. Oh, and I enjoy adding the word [redacted] to papers to make it seem more secret-y.
Welcome to ToothPaste, a world inside your imagination. You are now a technicolor shadow, free to roam this world as you see fit.
